Cafeter-qeer-a-catholic

Queer, catholic, addicted to caffein

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cafeterqueeracatholic

2 October 2010

“Martyr for equality”

shutupmerlin:

My sweet, elderly nan was banned from the Catholic church because she interrupted a sermon and told the entire congregation to go to Hell after they shunned my Uncle for coming out. She also called the Father (or whatever) a cock sucker, and said she was proud her son was one. (Ha!) 

So yes, my nan is a total BAMF and there should be more people like her in the world. 

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Jade: Is there such thing as gay jew?
Me: -pinches bridge of nose- Yes, Jade, there is…
Jade: Do you think there’s gay catholics?
Me: That’s just a contradiction!

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let me open your heart with my words.: Here we go again…

 Well, I think I do exist, yes ;-)

(Source: stuckinabigbluebox)

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catholicguilt:

For anyone familiar with my standup, you’ve heard me talk about my “hot priest,” the one I call “Father Waddawaste,” a phrase my grandmother coined, or at least used to say to describe hot guys who became priests, right? 

Anyway, turns out actor-comedian Jay Mohr told the story about how all the girls [correction: only I do] at our church call our hot priest who apparently goes running with Jay “Father Waddawaste” on this morning’s Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ!  Here’s my telling the story for the first time on stage OVER A YEAR AGO.  Catholic guilt?  Check and check.

There might be one advantage to not accepting women to the priesthood: No cirle in hell for me :)

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Maggie Gallagher mees St. Peter

Sometimes I am really embarrassed by my “Sisters in Christ”

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My inspiration to this tumblr

I am not in any way connected to this (unforunataly grandfathered) blog or it’s creator

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